He had one of those small greek statue penises
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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