i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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