Me. At least after what I've been through.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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