the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize