Can Purell be used as lube?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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