Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
