Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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