How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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