In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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