ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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