I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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