I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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