i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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