Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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