I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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