Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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