i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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