the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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