Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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