I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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