I love black thongs
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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