As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize