So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
