'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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