so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Randomize
