I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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