you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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