I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
