sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
this boner is exhausting
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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