Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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