I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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