google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I look better un-naked...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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