yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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