its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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