I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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