Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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