i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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