Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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