Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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