And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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