idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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