the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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