so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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