if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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