i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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