Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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