Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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