home. puking in laundry basket.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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