There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's the barista slut.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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