god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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