Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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