IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
