I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Did I show you my penis last night?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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