He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...