Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.