Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.