The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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